the freund 

1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

the freund by Nick D October 15, 2003

Frendy 

1. adj. fresh, cool, dope, nice

Frendy vibes only homie!

Frendy by hypekid April 26, 2016

freudent

Teeth with psychological problems.

My dents had Freudian analyis so Freudent

freudent by KrizziKat August 15, 2019

Freudgasm 

When the mind busts a nut from immense arousal of the genitalial regions of consciousness.

Causes of a Freudgasm vary upon the level of cognitive sophistication of the individual's mind but typically involve exposure to acts or demonstrations of sexy, hilarious, or 1337.

Oh Mickey, you've given me another Freudgasm!

Freudgasm by Oldschool84 February 20, 2011

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

freunlaven 

Nonsensical exclamation. First used in the 90s cartoon Animaniacs.

"Freunlaven! Freunlaven! Freunlaven! Freunlaven!"

"Freunlaven! Flamiel! HOYL! How'd you...with the going...you were there...but here now...you are...for me to see...how'd you do..."

freunlaven by lesie May 28, 2008

Freudship 

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

Freudship by AdilShah July 30, 2022