freudent

Teeth with psychological problems.

My dents had Freudian analyis so Freudent

freudent by KrizziKat August 15, 2019

Freudgasm 

When the mind busts a nut from immense arousal of the genitalial regions of consciousness.

Causes of a Freudgasm vary upon the level of cognitive sophistication of the individual's mind but typically involve exposure to acts or demonstrations of sexy, hilarious, or 1337.

Oh Mickey, you've given me another Freudgasm!

Freudgasm by Oldschool84 February 20, 2011

Sigmund Freud 

An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.

Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.

Sigmund Freud by freudianslipmyass April 29, 2014

Freudship 

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

Freudship by AdilShah July 30, 2022

LeBronen Freude 

The feeling of happiness one gets after watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose in the NBA finals.

Weren't the Heat suppose to walk away with this one? I can't stop laughing from this feeling of LeBronen Freude.

LeBronen Freude by A^J December 11, 2011

Freudian Autocorrect 

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011

Freudian nip 

When you have a Freudian slip, then have another one while trying to explain yourself.

How was your ass today?
My ass?
Dammit, I meant class. Freudian nip... DAMMIT.

Freudian nip by NawDude January 6, 2011