"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"
2. Sigmund Freud in exhibitionistic drag.
2. No RL example known. If you do see it, snap that Kodak moment and post it.
Typo: I like Dick. (I like Rick)
Misspelling: I wish you were her. (I wish you were here)
Slip of the tongue: *Gets slapped by his wife* "Cow!" (Ow!)