Fretrunner 

Fretrunner is to guitar what ricer is to cars.

A fretrunner tuns his amp louder than anyone else's, then proceeds to play some sloppy riffs. Most of the fretrunner's "technique" comes from effect pedals, but they still talk themselves up as if they didn't have on 3 types of delay. A fretrunner can only come down to earth if he is shown someone who can actually play the instrument.

Steve: He guys, you want to hear me rock???

Eric: No way, you just use delay you fretrunner!!!

Fretrunner by MarleyIII October 4, 2009

doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

fretard 

freaking retard

quit being a fretard

fretard by julian pearl October 31, 2011

fretting elephant 

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

fretting elephant by The Russians June 21, 2011

frattress 

Young college female, often times a member of a sorority, who spends an excessive amount of time having sex with brothers of a fraternity.

the term derives from fraternity + mattress, because the slut spends so much time under brothers that she might as well be their bed.

"Bro, you see that frattress over there? Yeah, the one on top of the table. I'm gonna do work and put her to use tonight."

"So, I was banging this frattress the other night, and after we got done she told me not to tell any of my brothers. You know she's just gonna tell those other sorostitutes how awful of a guy I am."

frattress by Scraps October 18, 2007

fretarted 

fuckin retarted, usually called to idiots who are extremely stupid.

Damn, that bitch is FRETARTED!!

fretarted by CeeCeesofly March 25, 2007

Frentress 

A nice funny and a Athletic beautiful man yes sexy man that could play basketball is very tall usually and light skin it’s someone that would never let his friends or family get hurt but overall a good person that’s good in the bed

Dang frentress your funny

Frentress by Frentress November 14, 2019