Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

Getting off at Fratton by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

Freftovers 

Fresh leftovers. When food is uneaten at the end of a meal and then eaten within a few hours.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."

Freftovers by pantstore November 27, 2014

doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Frottom 

Frontwards bottom. Many Fat old people try to hide there pot belly in their pants by pulling the pants up over the belly. Thus making a Frottom. Also know as Front butt

Guy1:Oh my look at that morbidly obese lady, what a frottom.
Guy2: that is so nasty the frottom is making a huge camel toe

Frottom by glockman1727AK47 January 20, 2009

fettole 

someone who doesn’t give a fuck about life and intentionally beats his dick till death

Bro say shit again imma fettole myself till death

fettole by mr. stickman March 30, 2019

fretting elephant 

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

fretting elephant by The Russians June 21, 2011

frattoo 

A tattoo of fraternity greek letters

"Son, someday you're really going to regret getting that frattoo"

frattoo by hughmonger October 29, 2003