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fretwankery 

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so
70's rock solo's al la spinal tap
fretwankery by melloncollie February 6, 2005

Freethinkers of the South 

A highly popular and active group of atheists, unwanted invalids, heathens and cunts infiltrating the facebook community, specializing in the art of logic, reason & trolling.
Freethinkers of the South is about much more than just spamming Christopher Hitchens' fan page to attract more members. It's about learning how to verbally dismember any opposition, under the guidance & training of the best atheists facebook as to offer.

Freethinker 

Someone who comes to their own conclusions about the nature of existence and the world, based not on the notions of others nor by adhering strictly to any particular dogma, but rather through their own senses and thought processes.

Also a term hijacked by the Militant New atheist Media Machine to be essentially synonymous with "atheist", with the not-so-subtle implication that self-generated thought and personal common sense MUST lead EVERYONE to conclude that there is no god, and that no one who comes to believe in a god of any sort, religious-based or abstract, may truly be a freethinker.
Joe: "I'm a freethinker".
Militant atheist: "Congrats! When did you free yourself from the delusion of the fairy tale god?"
Joe: "Well, umm...I believe in god. Not the god of any religion, but a creator."
Militant Atheist: "Oh, so you're not a freethinker. You don't go strictly by logic and science. You believe in fairy tales. Your just a lazy atheist."
Joe: "Um...no. I actually came to this conclusion on my own. Using just science would mean I'm bound by a system, and that wouldn't be free thought. I base my belief on my perception of the world, and I don't stricly adhere to science nor religion. I freely think my way through the issues based on all the information available. I'm a freethinker!"
Freethinker by quietmedic July 1, 2016

fretwanker 

one who fretwanks.
"Are you going to jam night on Wednesday?"
"Nah, it's full of fretwankers."
fretwanker by William November 10, 2004

freethinker 

One who forms their beliefs based on reason and science, and not on religion, authority, or tradition.

Despite what the term actually means, it is used by condescending people to describe themselves.

The irony of people who refer to themselves as freethinkers is that even though they believe they formed their opinions solely on reason and science, modern psychology disproves that people are capable of that.
Lindsay says she is a freethinker. However, her cognitive biases make that impossible.
freethinker by Commonsense September 5, 2012

freethinker 

A follower of the freethought movement. Not to be confused with a free thinker.
"A believer is a bird in a cage, a Freethinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing"
-- Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)
freethinker by JoeBloggs April 10, 2005