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Freshers flu 

When people come together at the start of term bringing with them germs from all over the country. The result is a form of cold or cough or general feeling of illnes
John: i feel awful
Mary: must be freshers flu
Freshers flu by Toni P September 29, 2006

Freshers decline 

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch

freshers week rash 

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.
Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.
freshers week rash by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010

Freshers Flu 

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis
John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis
Freshers Flu by DaddyLush September 17, 2017

finley the freshers shark 

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

Fresher's Syndrome 

The complete loss of social, sexual, and spacial inhibition associated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. Characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
Common Phrases: "No condoms..? Well...YOLO!!" : "Hey, what happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos!!" : "A century of shots in one hour? Challenge accepted!!"
Girl 1: Have you seen Ella lately?
Boy 1: I've seen a LOT of Ella lately!
Girl 1: Meaning?
Boy 1: Its still freshers week and last night I saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing "I won the salami!!"
Girl 1: HAHA!! That's definitely fresher's syndrome