A term used to define a male's overused and possibly infected penis in result of having many sexual partners during Oxford University Freshers Week. The sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. Ox-cock, though not universally well known, is a common condition. There is no treatment yet found for Ox-cock, however, it has been proved that limiting the sex a sufferer has whilst having Ox-cock can greatly help by calming down the penis' surface. Unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having sexual intercourse. Pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. Sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their sexual activity. However, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of Ox-cock will find an increase of sexual partners wanting to use a condom. Whilst this shouldn't be an unfortunate consoquence, Ox-cock sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving fellatio, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.
Tom, 19, sufferer of Ox-cock is on his first week of university at Oxford. Cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.
Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.
Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!
an annihilator is somebody who helps an innocent (normally freshers) into the annihilated state aka annihilation
1. yo steve look at that fresher whos about to fall over go buy her another snakebite
2.yo holly come here i wanna annihilate u with my traffic cone cock, were gonna be bangin like a barn door
3. girl 1:next time that ho tries to beat me in a dance off im gonna smash his balls into his lungs
girl 2: u crazy biatch you're such an annihilator
The song of University College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him