Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
Example 1;
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
by after you bitch January 24, 2012