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Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."
by The Camel Clutch February 22, 2008
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A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.
She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.
by CharismaPretender June 11, 2007
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A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.
Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?
by breixrockstarxoh June 17, 2007
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Une frite une fois!
by FrenchLascar187 February 12, 2004
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(n.) The universal side dish.
Shit, they gave me ____, but skimped on the french fries.
by Mizar_08 July 06, 2010
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More conclusive proof that George W Bush is a tit (see entry for Freedom fries); 'French' fries, like many things called French something-or-ther, were not even invented in France, and there is little evidence to suggest they were invented in Belgium, either.

In France they are generally eaten with steak (steak-frites), and were popularised by the Americans, who now, ironically, find the term 'French anything' sticking in ther craw... all because we aren't trigger-happy, Anti-Islamists.
"These French fries are clogging up my artery walls."
by Mordrez Moi September 16, 2006
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a person who feels the need to brag at a time when it is both completely unnecesary and completely pointless. French Fry comes from when we were sitting in mcdonalds and we decided that we needed a word to call people that do this gay shit.. thats when i saw a french fry
cool guy 1: ha, yo man, last nite u were pukin like a bulemic bitch after thanksgiving dinner
cool guy 2: ha forreal, i guess thats what happens when u take 32 shots
weak kid 1: i never puke after i drink!
cool guy 1: french fry!
cool guy 2: ha yeah dude, shut up u flamin french fry
weak kid 1: (tears)
by the urbanator September 24, 2004
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