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61.
A bunch of cowards that would prefer to surrender and suck their own dicks rather then fight and die for a worthy cause.

Also, look up Canada(Although, there are no good definitions about it on Urban dictionary).
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French Army rifle -- Never fired, only dropped once.

Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.

Q : What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A : How to surrender in at least 10 different languages.

Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse - they've been repackaged and sold to France." --- Craig Kilborn

Q :Why is it good to be French?
A : You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the U.S. will win it for you.

Q. How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five
one to sit on his ass, watch, and do nothing.
the second to turn tail and run.
the third to roll over.
the forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces.
and the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

Q : What's the shortest book ever written?
A : "French War Heroes".

Q : What do you call a Frenchman killed defending his country?
A : ... I don't know either, it has never happened!

These are not my Jokes! It originally came from a diffrent site.
by You dont need to know me00 May 14, 2009
 
1.
The people who live in the country France. The French are responsible for assistance to America in the Revolutionary War, the war in 1812, WWI and WWII and more. The French are also responsible for giving the United States one of the most historical and recodnized landmarks, the Statue of Liberty. Many dislike the French due to them not supporting the War in Iraq, but many of those that dislike the French opposed the War in Iraq. Very strange we hate a country for choosing a side a lot of us are on...
My friend is French and is often beat up for it.
by Derek Jones March 01, 2004
 
2.
a language that, if spoken, will get you more pussy than you can imagine
Man: Tu me veux?
Woman: French! Oh, come here you stud.
Sex
by FATAL BAZOOOKA January 20, 2009
 
3.
A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.

The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.

The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
So why are we supposed to hate The French?
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
 
4.
A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
 
5.
Disrespected folks who actually contributed to the founding America. You can still see the influence of French culture in the Southeastern United States, where one of the biggest Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Louisiana.
America literally wouldn't be half the country it is now without the French.
by sarcastic May 27, 2003
 
6.
French

One of the best ethnicities to be. Great food, great lifestyles, great everything. These guys, always kick-ass Latin people, who don't eat Snails all the time.

I'm French because my grandfather is from France.
by MoodyJudy September 21, 2007
 
7.
they make up the three W's that describe them best. they have the best
Wine,
Women, and
Weapons.
the FAM-AS is considered the best bullpup style assult rifle out there.
by Zeonic Freak October 09, 2004