Optionally served with crumbled saltines before step A.
Kerri: But that diner isn't 24 hours.
Tom: Lets go back to my place...I'm serving French Onion soup all night.
Kerri: Great...I think Hollywood Tans has late night hours.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!
Sure did! I love that soup!