|1.||french hot air baloon|
when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.