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A French frie is when you jerk off and cum on a table or hard substance. You then smear it into a half dolor sized circle and put some asiago cheese on it. Next you melt it with a blowdrier and slurp it up
Dude I had such a good French frie for lunch

" what do u want for dinner honey"-mom
" can papa make us some French fries"-daughter

"Sure thing my sweat boy" -mom
by The OG savage March 28, 2016

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