Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.