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8. Douche Baguette
A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Lets eat a douche baguette for dinner tonight.
9. douche baguette
A French douche bag; The boyfriend of a particular female of intrest that happens to be French.
While Billy was in Paris, he banged some douche baguette's girlfriend.
10. Baguette
1.A loaf of french bread.

2.An elite prommie player on Mabinogi,server or Mari.
Delta:Omg Pandiie!111
Kurukuru: gtfo pedo
Baguette: c: <3
11. Le French Dip
The original French Dip is a combination of the traditional Donkey Punch and Dirty Rodruigez. However as the French say, d'une torsion . . . with a twist. . .

As the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having anal intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her anal sphincter tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for all involved).

When the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of anal insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed Frenchman/occupier of France, Adolph Hitler.
Hey Rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you've been telling me how much you've been craving a Le French Dip . . . it's delish . . . yum-o!!!
12. Angry French Canadian
An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)
Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!
13. Baguette
To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.
"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"
14. French Lumberjack
A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.
If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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