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1. french bagel
The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.
Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.
2. french bagel
skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out
"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."
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