Frelshing
Verb;
The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a
sheep on his way home after
work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.
The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for
sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the
day down these mines. I'm off
home to give my Betty a good frelshing before
tea, see?"