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fReichtard 

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.
fReichtard by Hann1bal October 18, 2010
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Frightmare 

(noun): Originated by "1000 Ways To Die". A frightmare is when you have a repeated nightmare and you die in your sleep from a heart attack.
Tina told me that she use to have nightmares about midgets. That's before she died in her sleep from a frightmare.
Frightmare by capnkev April 8, 2009

Freighterd 

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.
While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

Frightmare 

Person A: Did you sleep well last night?
Person B: No, I had a frightmare and woke up drenched in sweat.
Frightmare by Rei_Uchiha May 12, 2010

frozen freighttrain 

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.
I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

Freightard 

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.
Swift drivers are such freightards.
Freightard by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019

Freightraining 

Tearing up dat ass with a force and power akin to dropping trou on some railroad tracks and getting rammed in the back side by a freight train.
Yo Amanda, I hope you don't have to work tomorrow. Imma be freightraining the fuck outta dat ass!
Freightraining by PseudoZim88 August 20, 2017