Claims marijauna is addictive, will make you lose intrest in everything in life, causes cancer(This has been disproven), and that it makes you stupid, because statisitcs say so. The statisitics are not right, because many marijuana users were already stupid before they started smoking, and the smarter marijuana smokers won't admit they smoked because they KNOW they will be in deep shit.
"My name is Alex. I took a hit of a joint and got lung cancer. 5 minutes, later I fucked my sister and got her pregnant even though she's only 2. I used to get a 4.0 but now I can't remember anything or do any kind of school work. I got the munchies so bad that now I'm fat and have tons of acne. The next day I tried another hit because I'm addicted now and then I drove. I hit 420 people and killed 69 cops. Now I'm in prison for life, and all my goals have vanished. Also, weeds a gateway drug so I'm addicted to heroin. Gee willickers, I wish I never smoked that pot! Remember, it's cool to believe everything government sponsored programs tell you!"