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freefunking 

Showing up to a friend's house for some prefunking empty handed and partaking of what everyone else brought.
Friend 1: Everyone is meeting at my house to prefunk before going to the bar tonight. Bring a bottle to share so we don't spend as much when we're out.

Free loading friend: Shit, I spent all my money on the new Justin Bieber CD. Guess I'll be freefunking and drink what everyone else brought.
freefunking by squeeky July 7, 2014

freerunning 

Freerunning, is best described as a form of "urban acrobatics" in which participants (free runners) use the city and rural landscape to perform acrobatic movements in order to get from point A to point B. It borrows efficient movements from parkour, adds other acrobatics such as tricking and street stunts, creating an athletic and aesthetically pleasing/ (showoff) way of moving. It is commonly practiced at gymnasiums and in urban areas that are cluttered with buildings and obstacles.

The term free running was invented during the filming of Jump London, as a way to present parkour to the English-speaking world. However, free running and parkour are separate, distinct concepts — a distinction which is often missed due to the similarities. Parkour as a discipline emphasizes efficiency, whilst free running is about complete freedom of movement, and includes many acrobatic maneuvers. Although often the two are physically similar, the principles of each are vastly different.The founder of parkour, Sébastien Foucan, defines freerunning as a discipline to self development, following your own way.
Sam: that guy's a freerunner
Dave: dude, im so awesome at freerunning
Sam: wow, really?
Dave: cant you tell i was being sarcastic?
Sam: well, i was being sarcastic too, fat shit
freerunning by _Freerunner_ February 21, 2009

Fretrunner 

Fretrunner is to guitar what ricer is to cars.

A fretrunner tuns his amp louder than anyone else's, then proceeds to play some sloppy riffs. Most of the fretrunner's "technique" comes from effect pedals, but they still talk themselves up as if they didn't have on 3 types of delay. A fretrunner can only come down to earth if he is shown someone who can actually play the instrument.
Steve: He guys, you want to hear me rock???

Eric: No way, you just use delay you fretrunner!!!
Fretrunner by MarleyIII October 4, 2009

freerunning 

similar to parkour but has more flips, spins and more showing off than just getting to another place without wasting time or energy.
Me and my friends were playing tag but to show off I used some freerunning moves!
freerunning by Ron Hardesty November 12, 2007

Mrs. Freecunt 

An obnoxious person (usually female) who refuses to allow anyone to have any fun at all, even when it doesn't affect her.
Gary: Hey bro, want a beer?
Rob: I'd love one thanks.
Mrs. Freecunt (Screeching): Don't you dare touch that beer.
Gary: Who the fuck is that mad bitch?
Rob: That's Mrs. Freecunt.
Mrs. Freecunt by Angry Canary November 1, 2017

Freeunion 

A Freeunion is a Reunion, Similar to a family Reunion, where instead of anybody being invited the event is public and anyone can join.
I went to a freeunion last night, didnt know anyone though, but it is a freeunion
Freeunion by Cakehead G December 18, 2021