A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.
-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.

I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
by Nite of Nat September 29, 2007
hero jessus savior some one who can save the world with only a crowbar
only the freeman is capable of such a task
by the__yeti June 17, 2008
To freeman. Verb.

The act of fucking and licking pussy at the same time.
Person 1: Dude. Those two chicks are so hot.

Person 2: I'd freeman them.
by TheRiceKing69 May 08, 2013
A person that will not be ruled or enslaved. A self-reliant, self-sufficient, independent person of any sex, any race that is self-directed, self-disciplined, and self-governed. A person that is not opposed to collective governments but believes each person's rights come not from man-made governments but from God and that all are responsible and accountable for their own actions. The exact opposite of a slave.
Thomas Payne was a true freeman .... quote "government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer.".......
by m2hss April 05, 2011
The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.
He just dont care, he is so freeman
by nhoj nameerf May 27, 2010
A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.
Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.
by Musik4Lyfe July 06, 2010
A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.
Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"

Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
by Speed Bag September 19, 2006
someone who never shows their cards in poker win or lose the hand
guy 1: are you gonna show us your cards
guy2: not a chance
guy 3: your such a god damn freeman
by roger gaffney November 28, 2007

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