To masturbate without any pornographic materials (eg movies or pictures) but to use mental images of past sexual experiences or made up ones. If you can master freelancing you will save on your Internet bill and be able to pleasure yourself anywhere anytime.
I freelanced in the toilets at work without having to use a mobile phone to access pornographic sites or having to use a magazine.
by FBS for LIFE July 31, 2011
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Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.
The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.
by RexGibson March 14, 2004
a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 02, 2009
Living life with no regrets and no remorse.
I am going to freelance down the river.
by XxFREELANCERxX July 30, 2009
Going commando without any underwear, and freeing up the man's penis.
Boy, was it hot in Phoenix today. I had to freelance to cool off.
by quicksilverrose June 07, 2010
An talented and dedicated gamer that always look out for his team.
Dude, that guy that just killed me is such a freelance.
by Danly May 27, 2008