Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.
by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003
stupid ass name for FRENCH FRIES...
"um, hey, get me some Freedom fries while you're at it"
by Red Hot Girl June 09, 2003
A dumb ass word made up by a dumb ass president.
Freedom Fries? What the fuck?
by ??? May 15, 2003
During WWII Sauerkraut became "liberty cabbage" in America. Isn´t it ironic?
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
a gay ass politically correct name for french fries.
i shove freedom fries up my ass
by poo July 18, 2003
Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.
Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!
by Bob L July 03, 2003
(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat
Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
The best word to upset the french.
Me: Freedom fries, please!
You: Ok sure...
You: Ok sure...
by A000032138916 March 10, 2006