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Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.
by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003
 
71.
Those artistic cuts of potatoes formely known as "French Fries" seem to embody, with the most "relevant" example, human tendancy to drop(dead) down symbols instead of arguing and solve problematic issues.
This name switch, after America's punishment upon French people, must have been such a disappointment for French Nation, already stuck in centuries of war with Belgium over whose "frites" are the best, that nobody even asked for the "Statue de la liberté" to be re-named in "French Statue", for it was a longtime gift from France to USA.
Still, French people must be very happy to keep their french kisses, french manicure and french lovers... While America keeps its "Tartine à la mode de Hambourg".
A Cold War like statu quo, that both nations will surely spend trying to remember over what they were arguing in the first place.
In all the world biggest issues, Food matters after all.
"France must have send frenchified or out-of-date freedom fries to Bill Clinton, in order to turn him into mad french lover and made him attack french manicured Monica. "French" news or Japanese whispers?"
by ClockworkClémentine August 30, 2006
 
72.
A term created by some red-neck in order to show support for the united states. NOT BUSH. NOT MCDONALDS.
by Mina C. May 12, 2003
 
73.
fries you still have to pay $2.99 for.
None given. I prefer mashed potatoes.
by Paul Wartenberg May 15, 2003
 
74.
a name for french fries that makes me laugh myself silly because you can't change the name of something cuz you don't like the country's political whatever.... oh wow. i still can't stop laughing. Should I ask my boyfriend for a freedom kiss or get a freedom manicure???!!!! oh crap, that's too funny. (you can't change words like that! i don't care if you're president!)
I was laughing so hard that I cried cuz I went to McDonald's and ordered freedom fries but they said they didn't know what i was talking about and I pretended to freak out at them and call them unpatriotic... like it freakin' matters. i just wanted to laugh about it some more.
by lisagirl April 08, 2003
 
75.
The name given to French fries when corporations get uppity. The type of freedom they espouse being the "mass-manufactured, cheaply-produced and incredibly bland" type.
Man, I don't care if these are French fries or Freedom fries, they taste like cardboard either way.
by Meh May 09, 2003
 
76.
u are all f-ing retards
I eat freedom fries, f-ing idiots
by squash May 08, 2003
 
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The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.
They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts
by Adam Hawkins May 15, 2003