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A human who uses government coercion to punish victimless crimes such as .....railing lines off a toilet seat, mean mugging those who smoke pot in respectful public manner, bringing homeless people into bars, sippin on purple drink in a car with a sober driver, eating ecstasy at a controlled venue with 200 other human beings, drinking a beer while walking down the street and smiling at others.
Lets grab a bottle of carlo and walk to church! ..Idk, Those freedom haters are going to be pissed....
by lettuceturnipthebeets September 22, 2013
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