Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.
by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003
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In France, american cheese is now called idiot cheese
do we really need an example for this?
by can you open my milk mommy February 23, 2005
1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression
If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.
Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.
by Mikey G October 06, 2003
Idiots call FRENCH fries this. Although replacing the French part with freedom makes absolutely no sense and makes us all look like a bunch of moron second-graders. Thanks Dubya!
We call them freedom fries now because the French refuse to participate in our unjust war. Well, guess what? I WANT MY FRENCH FRIES! Screw America, France rocks.
by Mmm, FRENCH Fries July 09, 2003
The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.
Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.
by Light Joker June 25, 2004
Part of a pathetic attempt to reduce France's status because it doesn't support an unjust and imperialistic war. Those who invented this term seem to have forgotten that France gave us the Statue of Liberty and a huge chunk of territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. Not to mention that America would still be a British colony if it weren't for the French. Come to think of it, the world would be better off if there wasn't any United States.
french fries -> freedom fries
french toast-> freedom toast
french kiss -> freedom kiss
peking duck -> democracy duck
guinea worm -> liberty worm
turkey -> independence bird
world -> America
inspections -> war
statesmanship -> war
diplomacy -> war
peace -> war
by Not Proud to be an American May 08, 2003
The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.
I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.
by IkeM October 20, 2003
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