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no freebies bitch 

Pay for my time invested, no freebies bitch.
When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.
Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.
Freebee by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013

freebersyser 

Freebersyser is a given last name to one of the most caring loving and one of the most out of the world kind of family you’ll ever know it’s always hard to tell when to be serious or brush it off your shoulders when being around or involved with someone with last name freebersyser because they’ll be just as surprised as you in the way they react to the situation in the time being

But always own up to there faults loyal and very opened

Very trusting never doubt them because doubting the freebersyser is like wondering if your cats really a cat

What you see is what it is they will never hide the true them or pretend to be or feel something there not

If you have doubts you might as well pack your
Shit
And

Keep

On

Gimping
Mrs freebersyser is truly the most wonderful and honest person I’ve ever know

freebies 

When you get sex for free!
I got mad freebies last nite
freebies by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006

freebies 

Women who have sex just to keep their man happy
I give Dave freebies all the time
freebies by Matt Kidd September 20, 2006

Freebee from God 

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
Freebee from God by Whickerbook February 5, 2015