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sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.
- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?

- haha FREE 99, its the way to go
by A-B of the 626 August 29, 2005
When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.
Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!
by Prezidente July 21, 2009