A mirage that doesn't exist and ALWAYS surprises its victims with hidden strings attached.
GUSMAN: "Hey Charles, Tyna... come over to our office for FREE lunch"

CHARLES & TYNA: "Are you sure..Just a simple free lunch, no catch??"

GUSMAN: "Ya guys, come save your money, FREE tacos and sliders and shit"

CHARLES: "Cool on the way ...yesss"

---Charles proceeds to ride his SUPER EUROPEAN BIKE along side Tyna walking over to Gusman's office in 110 degree weather....only to find that they have walked into a room of 50 people (awkward) sitting in a 2 hour open ended Q&A session with a bunch of other douchebags (whilst lunch gets cold on table...)"----

CHARLES: SHEEEIIT GUSMAN, WTF, I woulda bought chipotle if I knew this was the deal...Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttt.

TYNA: FUCKING GUSMAN, I have the world's smallest stomach and I almost died of starvation...your such a fucking Charles sometimes.
by bessie123 August 15, 2011
Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.
Oh look, another free road cone!
by Scott February 09, 2004
Anything with a hidden or obvious fee.
"abslolutely free, plus $8 postage."
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
1) Any product or services given without charge.
2) (gaming) The ability to do something without fear of retribution.
3) (gaming) The ability of one character/weapon/strategy to destroy the opposition.
4) An easy win.
1) They were givin' away that TV for free!
2a) You can't jump in against him for free!
2b) Aww man, once you corner him, you can chip him to death for free!
3) You gotta just zone his ass out- you'll win for free if you do that!
4) Damn! Vega's not for free no more in SSF4!
by aww man! May 25, 2010
Something available for everyone which is paid for by someone else. Feels best when obtained via the subterfuge of one's political allies, and is usually accompanied by schadenfreude.
"I get free health care, thanks to President Obama!"
by Gravitas Democritus October 31, 2013
A favorite theme word of online and television advertisements. The basic idea in these ads is to flash the word "FREE" infront of your face, in the boldest and largest letters possible. Just to lure you into a hidden cost. The amazing part of this, is that many people actually fall for it.
1. Get a FREE piece of cake with your PURCHASE of any meal!
2. FREE SHIT!! FREE SHIT!! (After you BUY some shit first..)
3. Hey man! I thought you said it was FREE!?
4. No product advertised online or on TV as FREE! is ever truly..free. NOT EVER.
by Andrew M. July 08, 2005
Adj; In the online video gaming community especially within the fighting game genre, "free" is a word used to describe an opponent who is a very easy win, or who does not play skillfully.
Oh, not this scrub again. I beat his Ken with Guy like 10 times yesterday. He's free.
by kurojin97 January 18, 2013
A vague word used to describe any sort of liberty.
The dog is free of lice.

I am free to do whatever the Hell I please
by AYB March 08, 2003

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