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22. free willy
When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
by anonymous Jun 10, 2003 add a video
1. Free Willy
When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
2. free willy
To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection Sep 19, 2003 add a video
3. free willy
When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
4. free Willy
The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
5. free willy
Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
by JD Feb 8, 2005 add a video
6. free willy
The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.
Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!
7. free willy
(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition
mmmm, whale.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004 add a video
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