| 29. | Brandi | ||
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Brandi's are just looking for a good time! They love to be around people, and people enjoy being around them. They are outgoing, funny, athletic, and romantic. Brandi's are unstoppable! When they set their mind to something, it gets done no matter what. They are insanely beautiful and have mesmorizing eyes. They love their hair and like to go out with the girls. They are partiers.They get the party started! Brandi's are the kind of people everyone loves. They can light up a room when they walk in. Heads turn when they pass by. Brandi's are strong, and dont need to depend on someone. They love being romantic. but sometimes are read wrong. they get judged by their outer appearence. most girl are not fond of brandi's.. but its all jealousy. The boys love them! but brandi's are hard to get. Get to know a Brandi before you judge her. They're amazing friends, and just down right good people Wow! i think i just saw my dream girl... She must be a Brandi!
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| 30. | human nature | ||
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A stupid excuse that people use to act like irresponsible idiots. Ignoring the fact that they are individuals with their own free will and choose to be irresponsible. People often use this excuse, human nature, to act like dicks or be selfish to others. They believe that humans are naturally aggressive or selfish which is not true. Everything human beings do is determined by choices you make. more...
People use "human nature" as an excuse for virtually every wrong doing or idiotic mistake they manage to come up with as a simple excuse to avoid responsibility. If you are speeding down the highway just because you don't see a cop nearby and want to get somewhere fast, please kill yourself. You are driving inconsiderately and risking your safety as well as putting not only you but other people's lives in danger. No one should drive selfishly without thinking about others just so they can cheat and get to their destination faster. Some people speed when they don't see cops around and end up getting tickets. If you drive in an idiotic, retarded manner like this, please suicide. You're a moron if you do it. People should always try and obey the speed limit and wear seatbelts like a normal decent human being is expected to. Not sometimes, ALL the time, morons. The same thing goes for other things like littering. Don't throw it out your fucking vehicle window because you're fucking lazy. Throw it in the trash wherever your destination is, dumbasses. You people using human nature as an excuse to be irresponsible are the reasons why I believe stupid people should be totally eradicated and only select |
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| 31. | Sick twizled 'Mother' Fukers | ||
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Exactly what it states above! Freedom of expression is a wounderful thing but, dang this takes it to that holy shit level of what the fuckness, that would make Ron Jeremy blush! more...
Her: I don't need to know Whatever his/her psuedo is for the day: But... Her: I don't want to know! WHPIFTD: Yes you doo.. Her: No, I freakin don't! Her: No, I just got screwed over literary and literaly but and arrogant prick named JOHNATHAN, and I know what the problem is. I need therapy why, sigmund the tourfromtheville? WHPIFTD: So you don't punch him in the face! Her: Ha ha...He's not worth the negitave energy it would take to throw down or want to for that matter. WHPIFTD: Why not? Her: Because, It's all like free therapy for the masses and I don't need therapy! WHPIFTD: Yes you do! WHPIFTD: Well, why not! Her: He knows why and the day he stops lying for himself and being a douchebag of doom to prove the wrong point he'll understand. WHPIFTD: You don't want to know really??? Her: Thats the thing. . .There are wants and desires / needs and nourishments. And he's feeding off the wrong end of tryed to twist my life all up in bullshit because he's shady as hell! They should have named him sir fucksoveralot and he can be gangster and go fuck himself for a change! WHPIFTD: And how does that make you feel? |
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| 32. | scamazonning | ||
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Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN. more...
So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name. |
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| 33. | FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA | ||
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I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone I sneak around the room I bitch about and moan People make me nervous Pretty soon they'll leave me alone ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ My sister went to war She tied a guy up on leash I think about it, sometimes While I'm sittin' on the beach I know it sounds silly I friggen' HATE IT when people look at me the wrong way ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪ England, Spain & France These cultures are old The cheese is stinky And the beer ain't cold When I go over there I gotta make sure I'm gonna walk bold ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪ ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫ Woah, today, my mind begins to stray ! I sit around an old house Schemin' in the dark I'm walkin' all alone In a bath robe, in the park I feel a touch of evil But I guess it'll be OK... ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫ ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA, PSYCHODRAMA, PINK PAJAMA ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪ BLACK OBAMA, BABY MOMMA, RUDE MADONNA, IN NEVADA... LOUISIANA, MARIJUANA, NO MORE COMMA, DEAD OSAMA ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪ Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫ Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪ I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫ (breakdown) FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! |
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| 34. | fahey | ||
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a chubby beer drinking know it all who will try to argue his way out of being wrong instead of admitting his stupidity..
can also be a chubby fag eat it you fahey, did you have to drink my whole freaking keg..
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| 35. | PATRI-IDIOTIC | ||
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When a person is a PATRIOT for all the wrong reasons like :Uncle Samael was a Marine so I`ll become a marine;I love killing people so I`ll either become a politician or a policeman because killing for your country is patriotic;I live in a free country and President BUSH reminds me and 260 million other patriots of that fact every day;I want to be a air-born ranger,I wanna live a life of danger,dang Buford thet`s patriotic willing to kill people if they don`t wanna be free,we`ll kill them til` they do! I will never be PATRI-IDIOTIC,and kill Iraqis because Dub`ya says its the American way,sheesh!
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