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1. Wrapping Gifts
Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.
I'm wrapping gifts.
2. Drink Bait
Term used to describe when a person's role at a bar is to receive free drinks as gifts from unknown people and then give them to his/her friends instead.
Typically played by a female, who will give her free drinks to her male buddies.
We went out to a bar, and my girl kept getting free drinks from all the other guys!
I didn't spend a dime that night because I brought along a hot drink bait.

I was stuck drinking cosmos all night because that's all my drink bait was catching.
3. swag
Samples, Wearables and Gifts!
Swag is free stuff for promotion
4. Bitch Booty
Free stuff that people get from restaurants and stores for complaining about things.
Ken and Barbie complain every time they go out to dinner to see how much free stuff they can get. They can live off their bitch booty for at least a year!
5. Free Gift From Fingerhut
(1) Cheap merchandise offered as an incentive to try products from catalog merchant Fingerhut (spend x dollars and get 1 gift, spend x more dollars and get 2 gifts, et cetera; they were always yours to keep even if you decided to return the product you'd ordered), they were always photographed beautifully and lyrically described, but extremely disappointing once you actually saw them.

(2) something that looks or sounds really good, interesting or worthwhile that can be accomplished with little or no cost or effort, but ends up being a complete bust. An alliterative way of saying "you get what you pay for".
(3) something that fails to live up to your expectations
Ferd: Hey, Jules, some guy was handing out free passes to go see his new action flick! Want to come?
Jules: Hells, yeah!

...later...
Ferd: I want my 90 minutes back! What a free gift from Fingerhut that turned out to be!
___________
Susan: Hmmm, the infomercial made this Bosom Buddy workout seem effortless, but my boobs are no bigger and I'm sore as hell. That's the last time I go for a free gift from Fingerhut!
6. swag
Swagger: apparent generosity or gifts intended to impress or curry favor.
The rep showered us all with free samples and other swag in hopes we would sell more of the company's products.
7. Smash Hits
a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.
I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.
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