FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!
You hid on your bus
You were afraid of us
You wouldn't fight me because you're gay
You had your roadies save you today
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay
Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot
Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum
Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass
You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling
You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness
You think you're black but you're just gay
You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band
Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck
You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too
I'll fight you anytime you fag
But you'll have your roadies fight for you
If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???
YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!
Truely the most deep, exquisite music composers of all time.
In years time, the legendary names of Mozart and Ludvig Van Beethoven will be forgotten with their lewd, crude and amaturish filth that some call 'music'. In their place, the picturesque lyrics and beautiful compositions of Fred Durst will be remembered for their revolutionary music.
Truely talented raw metal band that don't steal their riffs like some amatures *cough*Led Zeppelin*cough* *cough*posers*cough* and watered down lyricists *cough*Tupac*cough*.
The lyrics to Hot Dog teaches crap artists such as the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix that the more you say the 'f' word, the more beautiful your music is.
A Try hard wannabe rocker/rapper from the commercially fucked up Limp Bizkit
Durst is known for his fucked up lyrics such as "i did it all for the nookie" and "i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside" <-- FUCKEN RIP OFF FROM NIN
This man should be avoided like the plague and if seen should be kicked in the sack, doused in petrol and set on fire!
A complete and utter fuckhead from Jacksonville who wares pants that dont fit him and has his hat on backwards
The worst "entertainer" of all time.
The only dick in the biz worse than Avril Lavigne
like, what a Fred Durst, maan.
definition: frontman of the possibly dyslexic band 'Limp Bizkit'(sic.)
defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker
comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.
1.Yorkshire Man: i fookin' hate Fred Durst, he's wank.
Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...
2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.
3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.
4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.
Short, balding, rat-like, and as proven from the recent camera phone 'porn' video, hung like a gerbil.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.
Fred Durst invented 'Party Metal'
Any lyric pertaining to the dynamic rhyming pattern known to most as rhyming the word, with the same exact word. To many rappers and musicians this can often be a useful tool. Prior to Fred Dursts discovery that, a given word will in fact ALWAYS rhyme with the same given word, it has since caught on at a national level. Fred Durst himself, lead singer of the popular band, Limp Bizket, is himself infamous for some of the most musically talented Fred Durst lines of all time.
The following are actual Fred Durst lines:
"Take a look at this Shit right here, L-I-M-P Bizket is right here"
"I did it all for the Nookie, The what? The Nookie"
"Cause if you dont care, then we dont care"
"So shut the f**k up, and pack the f**k up, while we f**k this track up."
"Should i be feeling bad (no), Should i be feeling good (no)"
"All the critics wanna hit it, and shit can how we did it, just because they dont get it."
"And maybe im just a little f**ked up, Lifes just a little f**ked up"