A sudden moment when you realize the decisions you made the night before were not the wisest. Freakouts generally occur in the early morning or late on Sunday evening. Typical freakouts consists of using the words "I'm sorry" "really!" "Whore" "re-evaluate" "I need to go to church" They also involve pacing back and forth in a room, shakes, face palms, and if bad enough tears. Freakouts generally take 24-48 hours to recover from and you will unfortunately not find your dignity. To avoid freakouts it is recommended to not go out. Ever.
Drunk ass 1: Monica.. Omg I'm having a freakout. Like REALLY wtf happened last night!
Drunk ass 2: well you were parking lot pimpin and I didn't want to interrupt
Drunk ass 1: I'm sorry! So you let me go home with a guy I met walking down the road
Drunk ass 2: yes
Drunk ass 1: seriously! Seriously.. I'm freakin out right now.