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martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.
JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006
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framistat 

A nonsense word invented by a radio comedian of the 1940s, meaning a (usually technical) part of some machine or device that he didn't really understand or know the proper name for.
"You have to adjust the framistat before that will work."
framistat by Neil Harrington January 19, 2008

Fartisan 

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.
He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.

Fratisfied 

1. The state of happiness one gets from a fraternity related activity.

2. The sense of happiness a frat guy gets from simple joy. Examples: Natty, Sweet Tits, BJ's, a BBQ that has all of the above.
Dude, I couldn't have been more fratisfied after I scored that beej on top of the keg shell.
Fratisfied by Peter Irwin January 3, 2009
A hipster way of saying "fresh".

Originated from Cloyne, Ontario (Camp Gesher)
Friend: "Yo, What do you think about this retro neon raincoat bro?"
You: "Aaaaahaha bro that narsticle rainshnizzle is pre fraish."
Friend: "Thanks brah"
You: "Nar Nar"
Fraish by SuperBookbinder December 31, 2013
A Latino male that is part of a Fraternity.
"Yeah bro, I'm a part of Gamma Zeta Alpha. I'm a Fratino."
Fratino by mr panky March 13, 2019