JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bombreal hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
A nonsense word invented by a radio comedian of the 1940s, meaning a (usually technical) part of some machine or device that he didn't really understand or know the proper name for.
Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.
He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.
Friend: "Yo, What do you think about this retro neon raincoat bro?"
You: "Aaaaahaha bro that narsticle rainshnizzle is pre fraish."
Friend: "Thanks brah"
You: "Nar Nar"