A Bro is the common douche bag frat guy. He's at all the parties wearing Abercrombie & Fitch one night with extremely gelled hair, and the next night he's decked out in Famous Stars and Straps and a gangsta hat that he picked up at Pac Sun. And oh boy, he thinks he looks good. They are commonly seen walking into parties calling each other "bro" and "brosef." They actually like that, and they especially love getting bro-fives. The terrible tribal tattoo around his arm or across his back will be seen at some point during the night, probably when he gets "too hot" but really wants everyone to see his "nice abs."
Yo Bro, let's go check out that new 08 Byerly
A boy you meet at college at a frat party, spend three hours sitting on your bed talking to, then try to make a man out of but you can't because he has whiskey dick. Then you keep trying to hook up but he always has whiskey dick, and finally it works and you keep hooking up all the time and then start to act like you are dating. Then this man asks you out in his bed because you are too scared to, and you start dating and end up living up happily ever after living in Chicago together, he coaching the Bears and you being the first ever starting female quarterback.
I knew the night I met Ted}, my life would be changed forever
-(noun) the domination and obliteration of vaginas.
That boy is a vaginacidal mania.
The vaginacide occurred at the frat party!
The term "Fallout Drama" refers to the angry message board flame wars pertaining to the direction, legacy, or style of the video game series, Fallout. The strife has been ravaging internet forums everywhere ever since Bethesda Softworks purchased the franchise after Black Isle Studios' demise.more...
The factions of Fallout Drama are either:
I. Fans of the first two installments in the series
II. Fans of the third installment
III. Fans of the series as a whole
IV. Fans of the Brotherhood of Steel spin-off (God forbid...)
The most prominent factions in the flame war are the first two.
Rabid fans of the original series are a jolly bunch of good ol' boy elitists who most likely spent most of their life hugging a Commodore 64 and slashing their palms in front of an altar of Tim Cain. You can identify a member of the first faction with several of the following traits:
1. He/she is a rabid fan of Black Isle and thinks Bethesda pissed on the series.
2. Is a hairy, bald, dad who is never seen without a stetson cowboy hat and a "Bomb Japan Again" T-Shirt in public.
3. Thinks any game after 1999 is played by frat boys and dirty peasants.
4. Is a die hard PC gamer who blame console gamers for Fallout 3's success, even though the game sold better on the PC.
5. Scary as it sounds, probably argues with people outside of the internet on thi...
Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!
1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO
6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).
8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.
Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"
Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"
|763.||Girls from 352|
Come in an elite group of three, with the energy of 10. They live in a pimped out frat house. Their shit is gold. At any given time one of them is sleeping, taking a cab, or smoking. One is a watcher, one is a show'er, and one is a giver.
Definition can also expand to include Boy from 354. Together- they break stereotypes and create their own.
Person 1: "Hey man, Where is that loud racket coming from?"
Person 2: "Oh, That's nothing- just the girls from 352."
Person 1: "Hey? Where did that squirrel get that slice of pizza AND dipping sauce?"
Person 2: "Oh- That's no big deal! The girls from 352 probably just forgot to take out their garbage again!"