What it takes to be a fratdaddymore...
I am a fratdaddy. I live in a frat house. I go to frat parties. I fight. I especially like to fight GDIs. I think if GDIs were cool that they would have pledged a frat in the first place. I know that GDIs are jealous of my social life. I believe that I am more fun and can party harder than any GDI. I am exclusive. I run dances. I am the brains behind Spring Break. I am the reason road trips exist. I hope you enjoyed my party last Friday. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't know the words to my school song or my accounting professor's last name. I don't go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books. I have a low GPA. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from the campus health center. I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own. I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drinken in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually dri...
All-boys college preparatory school in Phoenix, AZ area that has been raising spoiled rich frat boys since 1928.
In the Phoenix area, Brophy boys have long had a reputation of being rich drug-addicted WASPs and are often the butt of homosexual jokes.
Those Brophy kids got arrested for selling pot last month, but didn't have to serve any jail time because their fathers paid off the judge.
"Your brother goes to Brophy? Geez, I never would have thought he was a fag."
1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
A very cheap brand of vodka made by Hood River Distillers, HRD is colloquially called "Hood Rat Drink" and is the #1 selling vodka in Oregon and Washington. It is mainly enjoyed by Portland teens, high schoolers, frat guys, and drunkards on a budget. Its main selling point is its price: under 7 bucks. If you, your cronies, and a 21-year-old friend of a friend/older sibling can scrounge up the king's ransom of $14, you can buy nearly a gallon of it. This makes getting shitfaced, crunk, or fucked up to the point of yacking a lot easier and cheaper. In addition to its vodka, HRD manufactures both a peach and a root beer schnapps. HRD purists maintain that it goes down easiest when combined with either grape gatorade or generic brand cola. HRD tastes better going down than coming back up, but only slightly.
High schooler 1: Yo bra, I heard of this schweet party with college girls, there'll be a keg!
High schooler 2: Keg beer is for pussies! My older brother's buyin' HRD!
High schooler 1: Tight, I'll buy the grape Gatorade.
something referring to the greek community, can be either female or male. is often imitated by members outside the greek community also known as tools or gdi's. a lifestyle not just a style. Common fratty things are the horse (polo), the gator (lacoste), NEVER Tommy Hilfieger, the North Face, mountain hardware, reefs/rainbows, brooks brothers, tailgating, chapter meetings, shacking, being generally better than gdi's.
fraternity brother 1: hey do you like my new polo, hopefully the sorority girls will.
fraternity brother 2: definitly dude the horse is always FRATTY
gdi: damn its so bright out and im so bored.
fratty guy: hell yes dude im hammered at frat pit and im so glad that i have my ray bans to protect myself from this ridiculous sun.
Degrading word used by many northern fraternity members and others residing in Florida, which is in the north. Most schools outside of Texas, Miss., Alabama, Georgia, SC, NC, VA, just don't understand.
Calling your fraternity a "frat" is like calling your country a "cunt."
(1) Chevy tahoe driven by a frat brother
(2) Most common means of transporting mass numbers of frat bros
Dude, i don't know there are a bunch of frahoes here. i bet it's a cock fest.