Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

frustarted 

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.

I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.

frustarted by M.Blur April 22, 2011

fratstar

1) (n)-One who epitomizes the fratty lifestyle. Usually but not limited to southern fraternity members who sports the fratty look and acts fratty in all aspects of life. Required characteristics consist of tailgating, drinking, sporting fratty gear like boat shoes, polos, bowties, pastel shorts, rainbows, and croakies. Fratstars are usually found macing on sorostitutes or broing with fellow fratstars.

2) (adj.)-usually used to describe freshman who are super fratty and would fit in perfectly in the frat scene

Dude, that kid's definitely a fratstar

fratstar by fratdaddy-nix December 9, 2008

fraktard 

The completely nerdy Battlestar Galactica way of saying "fucktard", a fucktard being the commonly angry way of expressing ones stupidity, derived from fucking retard.

"Yo Apollo, your dad is a total fraktard for drinking reactor coolant and killing my goat."

fraktard by The Ultimate SLackrifiCe. November 28, 2009

bat fastard 

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

bat fastard by anal passage July 19, 2006

Frustard 

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.

lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.

Frustard by Moodster08 November 28, 2009

frasturbation 

When you facebook-rape yourself. or the facebook rape, aka frape of oneself. ya.

i just did a massive shit and love cock lol lmao lolza tee hee lolz don't worry it's just frasturbation mama"

frasturbation by povodka November 25, 2011