Johan Franzen 

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.

1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."

Johan Franzen by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

pulled a franzen 

when some one does something incredibly douchey, (or makes you throw up a little).

D- "hey i heard about what happened, u ok?"
C- "ya but i mean like who does that? That's suck a dick move"
D- "yupp, he definately pulled a franzen"
C- "haha! yea he makes me wanna puke"

pulled a franzen by whatafuckindick September 25, 2010

Mrs. Franzen 

A teacher at TBS who gives points off on tests for dumb things

My teacher just pulled a Mrs. Franzen and gave me dumb points off

Mrs. Franzen by RobertFranklin298r8 April 4, 2019

Pulling a Franzen 

Committing an act that is Nerdy or Stupid

She is pulling a franzen by going on a 30 minute rant about Star Trek.

Pulling a Franzen by Franzen August 1, 2011

Conner Franzen

Conner Franzen, also known as Boogie, is an annoying little girl, plays fortnite non-stop, and is able to make feces art

Yo stop being a Conner franzen

Conner Franzen by Grayson Halbert April 11, 2020

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Al Franken 

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

Al Franken by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009