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Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Whoโ€™s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelightโ€™s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Canyon Frantzich 

The ultimate Instagram Badie most ppl call him daddy he can bend you every way possible and show you whoโ€™s daddy
Who did canyon Frantzich (jonah_.cabello on ig) fuk in the dms last night?

Franticshipping 

A relationship pairing in the Pokemon Adventures/Special manga in the Ruby/Sapphire chapter between the Pokemon trainers Ruby and Sapphire. It is one of the extremely few pairings considered to be, or extremely close to canon as they have both confessed their love to each other, but it is unclear whether they are in a relationship.

Ruby had claimed afterwards that he did not remember the confession, but to most it had been quite obvious that he was lying. This was confirmed by the creator of Pokemon Adventures when asked about it, saying, "He's pretending."

Those who dislike this ship is either in denial or needs to take some medication because they hate Ruby and or Sapphire, which would be hard to do.
Rookie Nerd: omg I just read the Pokespe R/S chapter and lyk I think Ruby and Sapphire are in love omg wazzit called???

Experienced Pokemon Trainer: It's called Franticshipping. AND BTW ITS CANOOOOON~

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich ๐Ÿ˜ 

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Donโ€™t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt ๐Ÿคฉ. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah Iโ€™m just kidding
Me: OMG JONAH MARAIS ROTH FRANTZICH ๐Ÿ˜ POSTED A SHIRTLESS PICTURE *faints*

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome 

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.
("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

Hypo-frantic 

When someone is overly obsessive about something and keeps frantically annoying you about it until you pay attention to them
Carol wanted to play dodgeball but everyone else wanted to play soccer. Carol kept insisting they play dodgeball and wouldn't stop annoying them about it until everyone agreed with her. She is so hypo-frantic!
Hypo-frantic by Meganlevy November 14, 2019