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Franks-and-Beans, referring to a line in the blockbuster movie "There's Something About Mary" Starring Ben Stiller, as Ted Stroehmann and Cameron Diaz, as Mary Jensen. The line spoken by the retarded brother of Mary (Diaz) in reference to Warren Jensen (W.Earl Brown) Speaking of when Ted was caught masturbating. "He was masturbating"
Warren has a striking resemblence to Milton from Office Space. He can usually be found sleeping in closets, masturbating, or hanging around Mexican bath houses, looking for the trademark "Franks-and-Beans"
Warren - "Franks-and-Beans, FRANKS AND BEANS"
"He was Masturbating"
He was touching his Frans-and-Beans.

by Bill-Lumbergh January 23, 2007
 
1.
wang (penis) and balls
ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!
by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003
 
3.
puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region
i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable
by Matthew P, Millibarbwaaaa June 10, 2007