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a Frank Sprucewood is an adult porn star that has a tendency to make films on ships about fucking his first mates while sailing the seas. He also fancies escaping prison and refers to any conjugal visits as "cumjugal visitits"
Katy: Look how fast that ship is moving!

Firas: Capt. Frank Sprucewood must be hitting the tail of his sweet mate again!
by katylykadic December 30, 2009
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