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francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way
When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.
by captainpun July 28, 2011