jonah marais roth frantzich 

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Frantastibular 

when your head simply explodes from the sheer fact that something so awesome in magnitude that it takes the word Frantastic to the next level. Generally used to described anyone who's name started with Fran, no matter the ending. Fortunately it can now be used to describe any Life-changing event.

Person 1: How can you describe the best thing in the world bro? I'm just at a loss…
Person 2: Man, you just had the humbling gift of experiencing a Frantastibular moment!

Frantastibular by UJCRY September 8, 2015

Canyon Frantzich 

The ultimate Instagram Badie most ppl call him daddy he can bend you every way possible and show you who’s daddy

Who did canyon Frantzich (jonah_.cabello on ig) fuk in the dms last night?

Canyon Frantzich by A person who stans canyon August 9, 2018

Nikolai Fraiture

The strokes bassist
- so cool
- hot stuff
- nice nice nice

yum yum yum

Nikolai Fraiture by STROKES_LOVER June 14, 2004

Frahima

A midget who is obsessed with a boy named Rakan. Frahima enjoys to stalk Rakan when he is sleeping at night. She dreams about marrying him daily. She even has a poster with him on it! Frahima is a sassy little dwarf who will never back down from a fight. She is not afraid to throw a punch when necessary. Frahima's signature quote is"OMG, chocolate is so peng; you know this class yeah, its so peak!"

Frahima is such a sweet girl!

Frahima by hellomynameisgod123 November 27, 2018

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018