Spritsitz is a good cologne, fragrence, or Smell.

THE BIGGEST BLUDNUT THE WORLD SHALL EVER KNOW! Her face resembles that of a urine soaked piece of rotting flesh and her feet have the fragrence of a thousand farting obese men with sweaty arse cracks and skidmarked undies. Her arse is round and full of cheesy residue and her fadge looks worse than a half digested lamington!

a common creature with pale clamy skin, tomestone teeth and the fragrence of cornish pasties. with infested genitals from laying scagheads off the bronx. his local tavern is the ancaster, where he injoys getting scagged up with his bird and her chums. then straight back to hers to watch her fall asleep.

Just a fragrence, the rest is up to you.

See 'Banta'.

1. On a Saturday night he is found in the club, with a bottle full of bud
2. a man who listen to: Nickle back, Linken Park Theory of a Deadman or Hinder
3. men who go to clubs to “grind with hot bitches”
4. On dates he only talks about his car, how fast it goes, what’s under the hood, the fact you race it and think it impresses girls
5. When a man drinks beer and refers to it as brew-skis
6. a man who high-five his friends, co workers and girlfriends
7. a man who calls his friends Dude, Bro, Buddy and will often add a “ski” to the end of if (broski)
8. men who buy shirts that cost $100 to show off your muscles
9. men who drink muscle milk and “pump iron” at the gym
10. men who smell like a fragrence department
11. men who don’t have facial hair
12. men from surrey
13. The last book he read was maxim
14. men who play beer pong with his buddies from high school.
15. a man who has gotten into five fights at the bar in the last month, over a girl, whose name he can’t remember
16. men who pair board shorts and runners
17. men who drink Jägerbombs

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.