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Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.
"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture
nikolai fraiture by MegguMe July 17, 2006

fractured but whole 

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.
person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

fanny features 

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.
Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!
fanny features by annonXD October 16, 2008

legacy features 

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".
Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."
legacy features by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

Nikolai Fraiture

A beautiful and very polite young man who wnjoys playing the bass-guitar in the New York city band The Strokes. Nikolai does not enjoy talking.
Nikolai quietly peered at Julian from behind the shower curtain.
Nikolai Fraiture by Jade October 14, 2003