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F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.
by Joel March 30, 2005
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Fudge Packer Syndrome. A common mental state brought on by inserting your penis into too many anal passages.
Mark gercken has come down with FPS boys, i'm afraid he'll have to be kept isolated from men for a few weeks.
by Muzza2k March 10, 2005
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Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.
Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.
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Fuck Patrick Star! The famous starfish from Spongebob Squarepants! I came up with it!
by YouTubeaholic June 12, 2009
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Standing for Fapping Promiscuously and Silently

In other words, the condition where you are in a extreme state of sexual arousal, but is in a situation where other people are up and about in an area (such as a house) that you are also currently in. Instead of waiting for all other persons to be asleep or elsewhere, you opt to fap as silently and yet as satisfactorily as possible.
"Hey bro, gotta go, gonna FPS in my room."
by CakeTime November 18, 2011
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Abbreviation of farts per second.
Billy: What's his FPS?
Bob: IT'S OVER 9000!!oneoneelevenoneone111!
by 4n0nym0us February 02, 2008
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Stands for Fake Penis Syndrome. When the front of a man's pants stands out, as if he has an erection or the chubs.
"Dude...that guy over there is eye-fucking you hardcore. I think it's because of your FPS."
"Is that Andy Dick?"
by SubUrban Drummer March 21, 2010
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