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Similar to the word ownage however, only Applicable in certain circumstances. Fpooned means to have rightfully smited someone, then to violate(assrape) them brutally, and leave them regretting ever having crossed you.
<High Level Player Killer> DUDE! I only have one HP left! ONE! I BEAT THE FUCKING BOSS! It killed me THREE TIMES!
<Low Level Theif> *LOOT STEAL*
<High Level Player Killer> *MASSIVE LIGNTNING STRIKE OF DOOM*
<Low Level Theif> *DEATH*
<High Level Player Killer> *Steals back loot, AND loots the low level theif's stuff*
<Third party> Oh DUDE. He was just Fpooned!
by D1Rammstein May 13, 2006
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the term used after forking and before spooning, or after spooning and before forking, its interchangable
wow that was great lets fpoon
or
ok im tired of spooning lets fpoon
by Arand December 04, 2006
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The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.
I cannot think of a single food that I would need a fpoon to eat.
by Frybaconnaked April 26, 2006
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A word used to describe the coolest of person. A fpoon is a person who is a master of the art of fpoon, and knows when and where to declare their fpoonyness. Fpoons are typically very accepting of other people, but at times they do not acknowledge those of the sporky gender.
by Kayanna September 23, 2006
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(1) A term originating on the Cho'gall server of World of Warcraft, referring to a player who is extremely bad at PvP (player vs player combat). Based on a player of the same name who consistently lost duels and got killed by other players in PvP.

(2) Someone who doesn't know how to play a mage in World of Warcraft.
That guy is so bad at PvP, he is worse than Fpoon!
by bix nood September 16, 2006
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F'pooning is just like spooning, but a little extra ;)
1.

Dan smith: Yo Devantaviaux haven't you been talking to that girl Karen on twitter?

Devantaviaux: Yea we're totally gonna f'poon tonight

Dan smith: Hell yea my guy!

2.

Janet: hey aren't you going to Devantaviaux's house tonight?

Karen: yea I can't wait, he seems cool!

Janet: make sure he doesn't f'poon you, he's a notorious f'pooner.
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Anal spooning is cuddling, but there is an "F" so it becomes fucking while in spoon position.
"you should fpoon her"
"I don't know I'm not into ass stuff"
by Andrew412 February 04, 2016
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