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The utensil used for eating a Wendy's Frosty.
A Wendy's Frosty is the only soquid eaten with a fpoon.
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No, it is not a spork. Clearly, a spork is a spoon fork. A Fpoon is a fork spoon.
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The utensil used for eating a Wendy's Frosty.
A Wendy's Frosty is the only soquid eaten with a fpoon.
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The spoon that comes with a Frosty ordered from Wendy's fast food resaurant. the spoon which you use to eat a Frost, a frosty spoon.
Son of a bitch, they shorted me on the fpoon, now ill have to use a regular spoon.

Ha, weird, they gave me two fpoons even though i only ordered one frosty.
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N. a spoon like utensil given @ Wendy's..although asking for one is not recommended, unless you happen to live in Ojai, and call Yourself the Fpoon Master, or the Fpoon Lord..in which its okay.

N. Someone who thinks they are Too Cool for school, and have to be harsh against those of the spork nature, who are deemed sporks by the Fpoons to begin with.
1. Where's my FPOON!?!?
The fpoon broke when it smashed into the table.

2. I'm a fpoon, therefore I'm better than you!
Duh, Fpoons are better than Sporks, because they represent everything on Earth that is great, while sporks represent Earth in all its faults...
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F'pooning is just like spooning, but a little extra ;)
1.

Dan smith: Yo Devantaviaux haven't you been talking to that girl Karen on twitter?

Devantaviaux: Yea we're totally gonna f'poon tonight

Dan smith: Hell yea my guy!

2.

Janet: hey aren't you going to Devantaviaux's house tonight?

Karen: yea I can't wait, he seems cool!

Janet: make sure he doesn't f'poon you, he's a notorious f'pooner.
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It's a combination of a fork and a spoon, known to be better than the common spork.
Not quite a fork, not quite a spoon but a fpoon
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